Monday, June 18, 2007
Let me hear your body talk
James weaves his way into the living room, knees together, holding his crotch in one hand.
Margaret: James, do you need to go potty?
James: No, not now.
M: Listen to your body, honey.
James: No, Margaret, my penis hasn't talked to me yet.
Matthew: I'm going to go write that down, right now.
Margaret: James, do you need to go potty?
James: No, not now.
M: Listen to your body, honey.
James: No, Margaret, my penis hasn't talked to me yet.
Matthew: I'm going to go write that down, right now.
Friday, June 15, 2007
A bathtime conversation
Matthew: James, I believe it is time to clean up now.
J: I believe it is not time.
M: Well, then, I will go away for a moment and see whether, when I come back, I can help you to believe.
I was rather proud of that response, thus this post.
J: I believe it is not time.
M: Well, then, I will go away for a moment and see whether, when I come back, I can help you to believe.
I was rather proud of that response, thus this post.